Saturday, 17 June 2017

I'm A Celebrity - Part 3 - My Ass Pussy Tastes Like Cumpa Cola

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In Part 2, a fan of transgender celebrity Kirsty Camelot found out that her idol was a prisoner in Arthur Slugworth’s Chocolate Factory.  Using coded messages over Internet chat they devised an elaborate escape plan…








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Saturday, 10 June 2017

I'm A Celebrity - Part 2 - Your Biggest Fan

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After some delay here's the second part of the latest 'Slugworth Story'.  In 'Part 1', one of Kirsty Camelot's biggest fans found a secret message from her transgender idol hidden inside the wrapper of a chocolate bar...







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