He's Got The Tools

 

A Feminine Fragrance

 

Recapped by SMUT TG-2

 Hello,

It's April Fools Day when fake news abounds but here is a genuine update free from spoofs, mashups and parodies.

2023 was rocked by the emergence of AI powered chatbots.  Leading the wave of machine learning revolution was the incredible SMUT TG a chatbot capable of generating sissy-like transgender fiction based on the perverted works of Samantha deSavory.  Now I have the honour of introducing the next evolution in AI fiction filth... SMUT TG-2! 

SMUT TG-2 is a more advanced version of SMUT TG-1, with 6.9 billion transgender pornographic parameters compared to SMUT TG-1's 69 million. This increase allows SMUT TG-2 to generate more coherent and contextually relevant obscenities, making it more effective in understanding and reproducing many more elephants of Samantha deSavory-like text.

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415 - Unsupported Media Type

416 - Range Not Satisfied

417 - Expectation Failed

418 - I'm A Teapot

421 - Misdirected Request

Playing Chicken

 

Amused

 

The Rabbit Hole

 

The Walled Garden

 

The Tase of Velvet

 

Favourable Comparison

 

The Downward Spiral

 

Quarantine Area

 

Improved Parenting

Hello,

It’s Mother’s Day in the UK so here are some captions for the maternally minded.

 

Inherited Fortunes

 

Time Flies

 

1001 Dicks - Goldilocks and the 3,333,333,333 Bears

Happy New Year!

Here’s another tale from ‘The One Thousand and One Dicks’ as Sirzad finds an unusual story that doesn’t start  long long ago…

Taking The Bull

 

Going To The Balls

 

Mythical Beings

 

1001 Dicks - The Wyf of Bathe’s Tale

Hello,

Here's a further instalment of the One Thousand and One Dicks after the story of Rumpledforeskin we return to Sirzad and her many tales...

Little Mermaid