The Iron Shoes

The Princess and The Pee

If The Cock Fits

Phyllis and Aristotle

One Thousand and One Dicks - The Tale of King Midas

Hello,

Here's a return to the Sultan's palace for more fantastic tales of myth and legend with more of the 'One Thousand and One Dicks'.

The Breakthrough

The Recall Signal

The Gift Of Giving

Letting Things Slip

Feeling His Presents

Excess Packaging

The Erector Set

Hard To Swallow

Barely Used Presents

Property Rights

Do Your Homework

Looking Beyond

The Original Packaging

You’re On The List

Getting To The Front of the Queue

Surprise Presents

Residual Charge

Taste It Don’t Waste It

Christmas Balls

NooU - Seasonal Surprises

Spots Or Stripes?

It Happened

Taking The Back Road

Product Placement

Sustainable Shopping

Batch Testing

Hungry Eyes

Making A Start

Hard Lessons

A Softened Stance

Seasonal Demand

A Sprinkling of Joy

Heavy Petting

Feminator - Protected Investment

Seasonal Hang Ups

We Three Queens

Hello,

Christmas is a-coming!  That means more seasonally themed captions, adverts and gift ideas:

There'll also be some new old fables and fairytales after Christmas as we sample a few more of the 1,001 Dicks:

and for the start of 2020 we'll be staring ahead into the Pink Mirror with:

The Collector

and Banged Her Snatch