Disciplined Decisions

Katie’s Candy

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Here’s a short but sweet mash-up caption for April 1st, as quantuum leaping Katie Kat gets some help from a batch of Slugworth’s Sweets.

The long promised ‘Banged Her Snatch’ from last years mash-up is on its way: its by far the longest thing I’ve ever written but the end(s) is/are in sight.

The Ball Bag

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It's April 1st again, so here's some more tales of trickery and foolishness.

A Smooth Transition

Junk In Her Trunk

Pink Mirror - The Collector

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***WARNING*** for various flashing GIFs as we take another look into the Pink Mirror.

The New Mother

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It's Mother's Day in the UK so here's a suitably maternal caption.

Gateaux Blast

Pentimento

The Bag Lady

The Luck of The Irish

Groundhog Day... again

The First of the Year

The Iron Shoes

The Princess and The Pee

If The Cock Fits

Phyllis and Aristotle